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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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