What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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GOODBYE

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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