- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Allah walked into AK Bar

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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