- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

guess what? bannanas

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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