Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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