Im taking a shit right now.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Pain Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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