Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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