Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

i saw amango it splootered

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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