Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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