- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

womens rights.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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