What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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