- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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