Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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