Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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like if your cool

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Anti Joke

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