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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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