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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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