Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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