- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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