What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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