Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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like if your cool

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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