What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Cancer

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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