Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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