- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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