- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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