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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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