- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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