How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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