What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A man died.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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