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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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