- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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