- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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