Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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