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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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