- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why can't february march Because april may

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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