Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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