I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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i'm hard

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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