- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Steve Jobs is alive.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

GOODBYE

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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