Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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