A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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