- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your big dick.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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