- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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