- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A blind man walks into a library.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

whats 1 + 1? 2

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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