Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

what happened to your carpool? they died.

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