- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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