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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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