KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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cory is gay

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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american idol

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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