Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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God is real.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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