What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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