- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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