antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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