- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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