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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

binladin walks into the american seals

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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