1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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13 =B you just learned something

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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