The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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I'm homeless.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Hello.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Pain Olympics.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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