- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

So a bar walks into a man...

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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