yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Who is Dank? A: Billal

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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