In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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