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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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