Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Chris is hairy

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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