What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Potassium? K.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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pudding

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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