- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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