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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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