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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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