- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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