- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

guess what? bannanas

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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