- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Death by kayak

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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