- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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