What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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