why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why? Because.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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