Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Men's rights

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Yellow People !!

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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