Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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David Cameron

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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