A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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