Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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These Jokes suck.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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