- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's better than a stick? A stone

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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