Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Your Mom The End.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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