- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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