- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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