- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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