- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

GOODBYE

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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