Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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civil rights

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Your're racist.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Anti Joke

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