Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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