What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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