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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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