- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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