- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Nobody cares maddie!

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

a black man walks out of popeyes

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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