- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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