In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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