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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

the economy.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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