What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Anti Joke

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