- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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