Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

I C U P White stuff

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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