Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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WNBA

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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