- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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