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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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