What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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