- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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