An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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womens rights

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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