- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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