- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Turkey Balls

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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