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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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