- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

how much fish could a chicken

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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