How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A storm be brewin!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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