- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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