a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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