Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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