Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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