- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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