How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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womens rights

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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hi jonny

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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