What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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