- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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