- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Happy Monday!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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