person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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