So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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