- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

So a horse walks into a barn.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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