Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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