- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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