- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What's the new green? Green

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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