- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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