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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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