- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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