- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

civil rights

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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