Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Once upon a time a was born

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Hello.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I have cancer. And you're next.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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