A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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