Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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I'm so punny.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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