What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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