Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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