Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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