- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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