- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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