- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

My dog barks when someones at the door.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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