- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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