- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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