A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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