What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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