What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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