why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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