Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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