- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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