- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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