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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

this website is a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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