There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Your big dick.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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