- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red, yup.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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