- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What is older than history?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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