- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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