Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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