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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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