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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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