- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

oh hey.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

binladin walks into the american seals

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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