- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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