Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Brain fart

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Anti Joke

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