Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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