An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Good job, son.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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poo

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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