- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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