- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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