- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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