What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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