Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

an emo girl walked into a white room

How you know when dislextic

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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