What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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