- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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