- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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