- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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