- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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