The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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