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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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