- Anti Joke

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died