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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

No

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I was watching Fox news.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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