what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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i like turtles

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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