What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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