A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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