An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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