Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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