- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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