- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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