- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A penis walks into a bar..

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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