Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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