how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do I hate? people

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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