Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Grace Ackerson

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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