- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

kennah campion when she talks

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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