roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Women's Rights

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Anti Joke

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