- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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