- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Golf.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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