- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.