- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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