- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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