A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

But who would want to sell us out and why?

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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