- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is green and slow Grass.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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