- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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