Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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