- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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