- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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