- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's 9+10? 19

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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