what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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