- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Women's rights

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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