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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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